Questioning my sanity through therapy,
apparently I've lost it. For good
Ny name is Tay. I can only hope to see Blink-182 one day. I want one good day. Okay, bye. Play nice. Please.
  • *Pollen accidentally enters body*
  • Immune system: What the hell is that?
  • Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
  • Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
  • Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
  • Pollen: The what?
  • Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
  • Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
  • Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
  • [Dramatic music]
  • Me: *Sneezes*
h0meslck:

wingsmadeofpaper:

Of Mice & Men (x)

Tino, what are you doing 

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

(Source: jokwonnie, via patrickwhy)

jacksbonertshirt:

Pierce The Veil by Walter Sy on Flickr.